Cooper T. HounddogChief Productivity Officer

    MY JOB AT DCWAGELAW

    Whatcha up to? Got any food for me? No? Then get back to work!

    Born in North Carolina, Cooper immigrated to Washington, D.C. in search of more kibble and better ear scratches. In D.C., Cooper met our managing attorney Justin, where the two have worked side-by-side to make DCWageLaw one of the most vacuumed law firms in the region.

    Cooper keeps us on our toes, ensuring that no sofa goes unsnoozed on, and every low-lying trashcan regularly receives a thorough inspection. His vigilance and dedication to his craft is an inspiration to us all.

    He is also really, really, really handsome.

    Likes:

    • 🍪 Treats
    • 😴 Sleeping
    • 😜 Ear scratches
    • 🧘‍♂️ Sitting on porches
    • 😈 Picking stuff up off the ground to see what it tastes like

    Dislikes:

    • 🫣 Car rides
    • 👎 Baths
    • 😱 Fireworks
    • 😠 People who don’t share their food
    • 🥴 Accidentally eating THC gummies

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